musicians that make me go BLECH

(written in a spectacularly foul mood)

1. musicians who think they are doing you a favour by jamming

2. musicians who play for an audience, not for themselves. and expect you to worship them for that.

3. highly trained musicians who are deaf to the music outside their narrow field of study

4a. musicians who fart a lot but cant jam

4b. musicians who boss around

4c. musicians who can't jam but only boss around (and/or fart)

5. musicians who think only classically trained musicians like themselves can have talent

6. musicians who try and teach me how to tune the guitar (gnash)

7. musicians who rubbish "wrong notes" playing without opening their ears to the beauty of dissonance. its called chromatic scale because it contains all the colours of music you fool

8. musicians who spend their whole life singing mr xyz's songs but none of their own (could be thyagarajas also)

9. people who call themselves musicians for the wrong reasons (name fame glamour babes)

10. narrow minded people annoy me. narrow minded musicians UGGH me (i am a bit narrow minded about that sorry)

yours disgustedly

hari

ps this post was prompted by * *** * *** **** ** ********** ********** ********* *******. *** **** **** **** ******** ** ** ****** ** ****** **** ****** ** ****** ***** **** **. BL€CH.
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